Wednesday, January 25, 2012


When last we checked in with the faux Hollywood power couple of Garrett Hedlund and Armie Hammer (H-Squared), they were burning up an arbitrary awards ceremony. Now they're getting different varieties of action on the red carpet...and the border. 

I still haven't seen J. Edgar, despite the fact that Armie Hammer kinda sorta plays gay. It's like Michael Fassbender (...sigh...) in Shame: someone needs to lend me a screener, and tell me which scene to watch. 

In the meantime, I'll settle for the hilarious news that Mr. Hammer was busted at the US border in West Texas for possession of the weeeeed. Or rather, 0.02 ounces of weed, three cookies and a brownie. No doubt to distract him from the heartbreak he felt from being so far away from Garrett Hedlund.

Of course, GarrHeds is taking in the scene at Sundance this week. And without his beloved Armie by his side, he clearly had no choice but to keep warm with obvious beard Kirsten Dunst. Dr. Sunken Tits' influence is clearly affecting him, as Mr. Hedlund was recently modeling for a Prada show with that damn Country Strong facial hair - and in a multi-patterned, shapeless ensemble that's practically screaming to be returned to Carrie Bradshaw's wardrobe. 

Here's hoping that H-Squared is reunited soon. Armie's definitely going to need some comforting after that Oscar snub. Perhaps with a bubble bath and some of those baked goods?

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