Tuesday, May 24, 2011

YOUNG HOLLYWOOD LOVIN'

Not only do the Young Hollywood Awards mercifully redefine what is considered youthful, but in 2011 they introduced us to the newest imaginary power couple on the block - Garrett Hedlund & Armie Hammer.

90210 and Glee stars Trevor Donovan and Cory Monteith - known singularly here on the blog as "TrevCor" - better watch their backs. Before even the last of the season finales air on network TV, a higher-profile imaginary power couple from the big screen is looking to take their place!

TRON: Legacy star Garrett Hedlund (swoon) and The Social Network's Armie Hammer (thanks, technology, for making two of him) stepped out to the Young Hollywood Awards at Club Nokia here in LA last Friday. And they certainly did make a splash.

Aren't they the most adorable pair you've ever seen? Armie looks like he's about to hoist GarrHeds in his arms and whisk him away to the nearby Ritz Carlton for an evening of celebration (on 400 thread count linens). 

I didn't think that Mr. Hedlund could outdo himself...until I realized that all it took was someone equally as fucking hot to wrap their arms around him while wearing a perfectly tailored Burberry suit. If this isn't heaven, I don't know what is. Oh, right...

Congratulations to Armie for picking up the "Male Star of Tomorrow" award! And especially for picking it up and attempting to deep throat it. Garrett himself was honored with the "Film Actor of the Year" award, which - as much as I love him - feels like maybe the judges didn't see many movies this year. 

Either way, winners always win. And my new obsession - heretofore known as H-Squared - have without a doubt won the top prize in my heartloins. Your move, TrevDon!

1 comment:

John said...

I'm so glad they're straight.

If they were gay, and I saw this photo of them together, I'd give up all hope of ever seeing anything hotter and shoot myself.