Tuesday, March 23, 2010

THE WORST EFFING GAME EVER PLAYED



Lessons Learned:
14 Minutes of Gamer Edition


Editor's Note: Yes, I really only watched the first 14 minutes of this movie before turning it off. Maybe it turned amazeballs after that, but I wasn't sticking around to find out. I watched Sorority Row instead, which was way better.

1. Gerard Butler's biceps have reached a now-uncomfortable diameter.

2.
Logan Lerman (of
Percy Jackson 'fame') controls Gerard Butler. It's nowhere near as hot as you think it has the potential to be.

3.
The Sims is pretty much going to be the downfall of our society. Sorry, Skynet!

4.
Michael C. Hall is a redneck gazillionaire who invented the game...and may be more than he seems!


5.
Kyra Sedgwick and Ludacris play equally important roles.


6.
In the future, everything has a corporate brand attached to it. Hey, wait a sec...


7.
Ruthless death row killing machines with names like "Kable" are always - of course -
wrongly convicted and doing it for their families!

8. John Leguizamo with wooden and gold teeth is so much more terrifying than you think.

9.
Your fate could one day lay in the hands of a teenager sitting at a computer
NOT looking at porn.

10.
I mentally lost almost an entire grade level watching this...even before the title card.


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