Friday, January 29, 2010

A TOUCH OF SASS



Happy Friday! It's been a crazy week, am I right? I don't know if it's the planetary alignment or what, but the universe has made just about everyone a little more surly.

Example #1 - When was the last time you saw a cover of Parade - the "magazine" that I'm pretty sure no one under the age of 60 reads - be so blatantly bitchy? Of COURSE she is, Parade. I think it's an unchallenged assumption that Jennifer Garner is sweeter than canned pie filling. It's almost as if their original headline was "Is Jennifer Garner Actually a Heinous Cunt?" but they had to spin it around as not to offend the elderly.



Example #2 - This one is just plain funny. This contractor/whatever I was driving behind a couple days ago decided to add an "I-405 SUCKS" decal to his truck. Nevermind that nowhere on the back has he listed his company's phone number, but the font is actually bigger than that of his 'specialties'. It's also worth noting (just for kicks) that I was nowhere near the 405. Way to stick it to Caltrans, buddy!

So here's to the end of the week, and the start of a much-needed weekend. Play hard 'n' safe, everyone!

1 comment:

Robert said...

I feel terrible today and I'm super cranky as a result, but this made me laugh out loud. thank you.